- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Mitt Romney penis

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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