Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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shea kisses a girl

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Anti Joke

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