- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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