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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What's a small person? A midget

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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