- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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