- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Kelly Clarkson

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Why? Because!

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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