- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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