a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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porn-hub

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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YOLO.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Anti Joke

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