Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

yo mama's so fat!!!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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