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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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...NO.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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