- Anti Joke

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

your a towel.

The game!

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine