What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

gay marriage.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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