- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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