Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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women's rights.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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