Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Poop

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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NASCAR

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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