why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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KKK

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Good boy

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Leave her alone...

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Anti Joke

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