- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

a man walks into a prostitute.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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