Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Stop being a centipede

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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