Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Anti Joke

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