A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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guess what chicken butt

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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anne hatthaway

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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