A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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What's 4+7 47

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Anti Joke

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