- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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