- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Jews

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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