Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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i love huge wieners.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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