Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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eloise dey.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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