- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

spongebob voice 25

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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