Darude - Sandstorm

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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