- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

We didnt star the fire ...........

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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