Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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