Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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