- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

A child with cancer grows up.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Its true, he didnt write that!!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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