What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What is next?

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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You just won the game...

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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