- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Darude - Sandstorm

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

fart+fart=poop

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

It smells like triangles in here.