- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

An asian without a future.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Ted Haggard.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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