- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

You.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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