What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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