- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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