- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

The game!

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What's up brah brah

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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