Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

Women's Rights.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Your Mom.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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