guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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