- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Women's rights

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

My life :(

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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