- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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