What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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where are you?

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Johnson stops eating

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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