- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Knock knock. Come in.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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