yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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