- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

good one jess !!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Girls

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Scientology.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Spread the net.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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