- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

The Braves win the N.L. east

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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