Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Dani barton= lovely

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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neil patrick harris

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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