A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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