- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

knock, knock. come in.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Are you Drew?

fart+fart=poop

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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