- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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