This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Sorry boss

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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