- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Snausages.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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