What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Ouch.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Anti Joke

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