- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Comedy.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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