- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

A: B: No pun intended.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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