Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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A black man walks into a book store.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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