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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

The 13th Amendment...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella