Blind people can't read this.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Woman's Rights

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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