Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

women playing football?

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

miley cyrus

I had my period 3 days ago.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

drake

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

What did the fish say? Moo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Woman's rights.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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