- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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