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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Johnson stops eating

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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