Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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bob saget

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I'm banging your sister.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Penis

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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