What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Seth stock has a large penis

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

my namew is jd

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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