why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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