Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

we all know sammi has a penis

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

I need a good anti joke....

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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