Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Anti Joke

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