What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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The Game.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Scientology.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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