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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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