What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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