- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

how did the little girl die cancer

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