- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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