Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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