Men's Sports

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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I lost my tractor.

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Women's sports.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Justin Bieber got laid

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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