- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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