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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What is smelly and sticky A poo

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Melbourne Football Club.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Please Rape William Wright

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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