- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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