- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

bitches be crafty.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What just hit my face? The floor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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