Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

*prepares this to get negged*

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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