- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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