One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

I saw a poor man named rich

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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