- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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