- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

what do u call a black man a black man

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

milly, milly, milly, cat

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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