I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Penis

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Stop being a centipede

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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minecraft

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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