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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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