roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Pinus Testicles

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Wombat monkey juice.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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