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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Justin Bieber got laid

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

whats a willy? -brock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Girls

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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