How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Your Mom.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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