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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

matty russel are you on here

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

If you're reading this, you can read.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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