what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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