whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

knock knock. come in.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Ms. Smoot's class

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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