A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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PENIS

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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