What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Garry Glitters on here

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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