Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Knock Knock.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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