Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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womens rights to vote

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Pinus Testicles

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Nickelback

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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