- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

why does column have a letter n?

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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