-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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