- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Reverse psychology never fails.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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