Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Melbourne Football Club.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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